A 3D-printed bust of Marcus Aurelius made a dating profile and answered everyone with nothing but his own Meditations.
Soon you will have forgotten the world, and soon the world will have forgotten you. The line on his profile
Throughout his life tainted by responsibilities and adversities, Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, the emperor philosopher, carried a diary never meant to be seen by anyone but himself. Later known as the ‘Meditations’, this book became a cornerstone of stoicism, a philosophical school of Greek origin which was deeply entrenched in Roman society, had a role in the foundations of Christian morality and progressively lost relevance until today.
Often oversimplified as a mere detachment from emotions, stoicism is nowadays present in the public discourse hardly as anything more than trivia knowledge. Once understood as an overcompassing set of ethics, stoicism offered answers to the most irreductible questions of life, from telling good and evil apart to how to face up to death and live in harmony with nature. Marcus Aurelius, just as we humans of the 21st Century, also had to endure his fair share of angst product of an epidemic. The Antonine Plague of the second century A.D. was one of the elements that contextualized the writing of his Meditations, in which he reflects on the set of attitudes and principles he follows to live a joyful existence in front of hardship and mortality.
Stoicism might be ready for a comeback in the times of Covid-19. The restrictions on life as it was understood before the outbreak, the redefinition of social norms and the economic catastrophe for many people certainly constitute a defining historical moment. Often read a posteriori as hinges from a historical perspective, epidemics often underline the contradictions of a society, its maladapted dynamics and what is insustainable in its constitution. Simultaneously, the interconnectivity that made it possible for a virus to spread on a planetary scale for the first time in history also binds isolated individuals together. Both secluded and digitally available at the same time, individuals from all walks of life face hard questions regarding their future, their wellbeing, their affections, their society.
In this context, an effigy of Marcus Aurelius printed from a 3D model of the collection of the British Museum travels the world and everyday life and seeks to establish dialogues with people through a dating platform. Talking only through his Meditations, the daemon of Marcus Aurelius aims at answering the questions of those who want to chat with him, trying to give some sense of calm and reassurance from the stoic mindset in these tumultuous times.
Job: Emperor at Rome. School: Stoicism. Distance: less than a kilometer away.
The effigy was printed from a 3D model in the British Museum collection, then it left the lab. It rode trains, sat on glaciers, and watched the fog lift over a lake — the profile photos are a stoic travelogue.
Whatever a match wrote, the reply was a passage from the Meditations. No small talk and no improvising — just the daemon of Marcus Aurelius trying to hand out a little calm in tumultuous times.
Every screenshot was turned into text, and every message was labelled by who sent it. Here is what 270 conversations look like in numbers. Click any chart to enlarge it.
109 of 270 conversations got at least one reply to a Meditations quote.
Gender is inferred from first names and a hand review, not self-declared. The women and ambiguous groups are small, so read those differences loosely.
In 34 conversations it was the match who opened, before the emperor said a word. Marcus nearly always led.
195 conversations were confirmed by hand; 75 were inferred from message order in the screenshot, which is weaker evidence if a screenshot starts mid-chat.
The typical conversation was two messages long — a quote and a reply, or just a quote. A few went on much further: the longest ran 56 messages.
Marcus averaged 43 words per message (median 27). Replies averaged 12 (median 6) — a few words, often one.
Women's replies ran slightly longer; the ambiguous group has only 2 replies, so it is left out here.
One passage opened conversation after conversation. The next most-sent passages went out about a quarter as often.
Live not as though there were a thousand years ahead of you. Fate is at your elbow; make yourself good while life and power are still yours.
116×Whatever this is that I am, it is flesh and a little spirit and an intelligence. Throw away your books; stop letting yourself be distracted. That i...
28×It is no evil for things to undergo change, and no good for things to subsist in consequence of change.
27×Remember that all is opinion. For what was said by the Cynic Monimus is manifest: and manifest too is the use of what was said, if a man receives w...
22×To the rational animal the same act is according to nature and according to reason.
22×A multilingual sentiment model read all 280 replies, in English, French and Spanish.
Sentiment is nearly identical across men and women (the ambiguous bar rests on just 2 replies). It is a model's read of short, informal, multilingual text, so treat it as a rough signal.
Optical character recognition turned each phone and desktop screenshot into text. Tinder's blue "sent" bubbles had to be repainted first, or the engine skipped them.
Each bubble was assigned to Marcus or the match by where it sits on screen, then stripped of timestamps, status bars and other app chrome.
An offline first-name dictionary, plus hand-checked lists for Swiss, French, Italian and Colombian names. No photo is ever looked at by the code.
Where names were missing or unreadable, every one of the 204 unresolved screenshots was reviewed manually, with notes on who wrote first and which were repeats.
Nine screenshots were re-captures of a conversation already kept, so only the longest copy of each was counted.
Descriptive statistics for response, length and opening, and a multilingual sentiment model for the tone of replies.
Live not as though there were a thousand years ahead of you.Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
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